He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Alzheimer, Grandma.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
Namaste.
He was far out man. --
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Your ears stay warmer.
Look ma, no hands!"
She asks. "It cheese ma."