How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

House Jokes More House Jokes

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken?

Stay out of parms way.

Ma Jokes More Ma Jokes

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma