Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

Why are girls so hot?

because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P

What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.