What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What do you call an empty cheese whiz jar?

Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Basket Jokes More Basket Jokes

What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Mama Pig Jokes More Mama Pig Jokes

How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep?

She reads them pig tales.

What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet?

Behave or Frankenswine will get you."