What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What are the chances of familiarising myself with a semiaquatic amphibian to the point of ownership?

My newt.

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.