What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

Why buy an invisible knife?

I don't see the point

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!