What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the similarity between Bruce Jenner and a Pharaoh?

At some point they turned into Mummys

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!