What is the time ?

2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

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2nd base.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.