Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What do flies wear on their feet?

A: Shoos.

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?

Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How do the French defend a city?

We don't know, they've never tried it.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.