How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What if we just throw some pretty-colored marshmallows in with some cat food?

inventor of Lucky Charms

What should you do with a burning Kotex?

Throw it on the ground and tamp on it.

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Why is there no Windows 6 or Windows 9?

Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.