Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America