They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Pleblos
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
The letter D.
Germany/Brasil 7-1
Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.
DODGE!!!
They're both Black and Decker.
Blacking out and gaining money.
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America