What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

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Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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Why should trees never sign birthday cards?

Because they're always so *Sappy*!

What's yellow has long ears and grows on trees?

The Easter Bunana!

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.