What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

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Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why is the next Windows version 10?

Because 7 8 9

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How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

What did 6 say to 9?

Baby! Let's do a 69. Hahaha XD

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang