What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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How do you make cottage cheese?

You shake a baby.

Whats 1+0?

Babies

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...