How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

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Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Apartment Jokes More Apartment Jokes

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.