Two women playing pool.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in.
He was playing with a cheetah.
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
The Welsh don't know yet either.
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
Sinko :D