A favorite joke of my mother) The Q because is a big zero with a small tail.
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.
Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta
When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
mine's Womens Rights.
A spokesperson.
A Paralegal.
Because every other letter is not E!
