What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."