What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."