How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Where do puppies go when they die?

Back into the microwave so I can get in another round.

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"