How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

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How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

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How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

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How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?

384 my liege" "Ok, round them up" "400 my liege"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"