Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

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How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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Why did Microsoft jump from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Because Windows 7, 8 9.....

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

Who gave you a nickel?

Everyone did."

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.