What job do you never stop training for?

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

How do they educate locomotive drivers?

They train them

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.