What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Conductor Jokes More Conductor Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.