What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

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What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?

Indentured servitude.

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.