What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?