What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why does Batman wear a mask?

Because the citizens of Gotham aren't morons, like those idiots over in Metropolis

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What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

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What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys