What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates?

God dogs