What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

How would you feel if I die?

Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

How do you call a judge that only gives innocent veredicts because he gave up on law school and knows nothing?

a quitter.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."