What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!