Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

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Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

What is a Cannibal?

Someone who is fed up with people.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)