How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ?

Amanda the table!

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.