How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Why does Naruto vomit after every meal?

He's

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.