How's your meal?

i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What is an Italian redditors favorite meal?

Fettuccini Alfedora.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach