Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

A: Light mouse work.

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bird can lift the most?

A crane

Why couldn't the lake birds get along?

Because they were SWAN enemies.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

half-a-dog!