Kiwi Jokes

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

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What did the Kiwi say to the Rabbi?

Hebrew".

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

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Hebrew Jokes More Hebrew Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

Which US national park is most welcoming to Hebrews?

Yosemite!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

Rabbi Jokes More Rabbi Jokes

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it?

Bro, do you even function?

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

New Zealanders Jokes More New Zealanders Jokes

What's big, white and f**ks New Zealanders?

Mt. Erebus

Why do New Zealanders have so many furry conventions?

Because they're kiwis.