How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

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How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

A: Answering the stapler.

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty