Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

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wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the most useless superpower?

America.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

How do you make a rave party in Africa?

You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent