Cereal Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

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What do you call a cereal that boasts?

Cereal Boast Crunch

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

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Look, donut seeds!

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because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake?

No whey Jose