What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

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What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr