What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

What car do rich black people drive?

A Countach

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What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.