Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies