Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do you call a fruit that won't get married?

A Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What fruit fits best in your palm?

a palm-agranate!