Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

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What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.