Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin?

She swallowed the yellow prick's load.

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.