What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate."

How do they package bread at the bakery?

They baguette.

Toaster Jokes More Toaster Jokes

What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.