What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

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What do you put in a toaster?

I usually put bread in a toaster.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.