What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.