What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.