Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
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A-corny joke.
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Corny jokes.
CORNY JOKES!!!
Ba dum ship.
A maize zing!!!
With a culator
Because he kept running out of the pen.
He got lost in the maize.
ANSWER: That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.
It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.
None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Stick insects !
Because it is sticky.
If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
They couldn't be further from my mind.
Dinner for 4.
A: Reservations.
