Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

What do you call an Italian guy wearing a flourescent track suit?

A DayGlo Dago

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.