Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.