What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Where do you party on a ship?

Where the funnel be!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels