What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

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What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels