What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

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What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What kind of shoes does a thief wear?

Sneakers

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.