What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

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What type of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.