What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

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What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry?

A Bronte-saurus.

What kind of baseball do burgers play?

Ketchup baseball!

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What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

What are a ninjas favourite type of shoes?

Sneakers!!