What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!