What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!