Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.