Lo Mein Jokes

What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call a Chinese guy with one leg?

Thai-Won Shu.

Videogame Jokes More Videogame Jokes

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Mane Jokes More Mane Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

Why There is No Readhead in Hell ?

God does not punish twice.

Down Jokes More Down Jokes

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

Noodle Jokes More Noodle Jokes

What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.