What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of music do you like?

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan"

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What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why does Dracula have no friends?

Because he's a pain in the neck.