What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad