What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.