What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What did the Englishman call the hilarious Slav?

Top Vlad.

What do you get when you cross Henry VIII and Vlad the Impaler?

Executed.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'