Un phrarmachien!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
To the farmacy.
An anti-hissy-tamine.
Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."
Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)
Medicine.
They hate getting cured.
He forgot.
Bayer Asprin
A: They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because he was coffin.
Antibiotics !
The hippocampus.
Coffin medicine.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.
A Remote control
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house
To trip ants.
Sounds like he had already done the... time
A rebel without a Claus.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
That hit the spots !
Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.
Ze-bras!
The horses would drown. Ba-dum TISH
Give her two Mennonite
He made a grave mistake.
Vein-illa.
