What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why did the melons have a big wedding?

Well, they cantaloupe