What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

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What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe

Why do mushmelons always have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe.

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Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?

She wanted a big wedding.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!