Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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When Arwen and Aragorn got married... was Frodo designated to be the Ring bearer?

edit Thanks KikifounUnui... not my main language TT

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

cantaloupe )

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(