Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Why are there so many old people in Church?

They're cramming for the final.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.