Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What fruit can't get married?

CANTELOPE

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.