What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing?

The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years