What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the worst part about Tupac's new sitcom?

The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)

Why are Holocaust jokes never clean?

Because they're full of Germans.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years