What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the slowest boat?

A snail boat

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.