How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"