How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"