How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

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What do you call a monster with a wooden head?

Edward.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!