What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects. I'll show myself out.

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What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use?

A salt rifle.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language