What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Where does Phil Collins record all of his music?

The stu-stu-studio.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.