What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

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What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

How do you do that?

I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!