What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

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When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second?

A bull-ette.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.